Oh, brother: Spiraling former Rom-Com Queen Katherine Heigl has just signed up for Face Blind, an indie thriller "about a psychologist struck with a rare affliction that makes it impossible to distinguish people by their faces." Heigl will play the psychologist in question, meaning that the intensely disliked star will be on a screen pretending to think that everyone who is not her looks exactly the same. Uh, this is maybe not the wisest PR decision, Katherine Heigl! Stick to roles where people cannot accuse you of casual racism! Just a helpful suggestion.