Today's music-related long read comes to you courtesy of GQ's Lauren Bans, who spent New Year's 2012 with "Gucci Gucci" singer Kreayshawn and a boatload of her creatively named friends. In it, we learn that Kreayshawn is not taken with the music of Lana Del Rey ("What is this depressing shit? I'm going to slit my ankles"); she greets strangers on the street with lines like, "Hey! I'm Lady Gaga! Gimme a cigarette!"; and, most colorful, she shits with the bathroom door open. In front of reporters. "C'mon, girl. Poop thug life," one of her entourage offers as she explains "prairie doggin'" to the writer. If you're not familiar with the expression, we'll leave it to Kreayshawn. But please know that you are clicking on a link about poop.