Lindsay Lohan will host Saturday Night Live on March 3, with musical guest Jack White. Hey, it's like it's 2003 all over again! Oh, if only. This will be Lohan's fourth time hosting, though it'll be her first time hosting in the modern era of full-on tragic Playboy Lohan, rather than let's-joke-about-my-image Lohan, which presents a small challenge: It's easier to poke fun at someone's hard-partying ways when that person hasn't spent any time in court. Lohan hasn't acted in anything except her own demise since Machete, which she filmed in 2009, so it'll be interesting to see her perform as something other than a walking tabloid headline after all these years. Say what you will, the woman can giggle her way through a Debbie Downer classic.