Michael Showalter was Watch What Happens Live! on Bravo last night, where he gave the impression that a Wet Hot American Summer sequel would really be happening. Just as we were all trying on our Camp Firewood uniforms to see if they still fit, though, Michael Ian Black tweeted, “I just found out there’s going to be a “Wet Hot American Summer” sequel from @mshowalter on TV. Apparently, I’m not in it.” Alas! There go our once-buoyant hopes, dashed against the merciless rocks of reality. Why can’t they just make this movie already?