Mira Sorvino Joins CBS Pilot

TORONTO, ON - SEPTEMBER 15: Actress Mira Sorvino arrives at "Union Square" Premiere during the 2011 Toronto International Film Festival held at the Ryerson Theatre on September 15, 2011 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Sonia Recchia/Getty Images) Photo: Sonia Recchia/2011 Getty Images

Mira Sorvino has been cast as the lead on Trooper, a Jerry Bruckheimer-produced pilot for CBS, Bruckheimer announced on Twitter this evening. The show is about a no-nonsense mom who becomes a New York state trooper, which is only marginally better than a show about an all-nonsense trooper who becomes a mom. (Blooper? We're just spitballing.) It's Sorvino's first show and Bruckheimer's, oh, 9,000th? Time to enroll in a frequent producer program so you can earn loyalty points every time you produce a procedural, Jerry.