Patton Oswalt Heading to Two and a Half Men

LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 05: Actor Patton Oswalt arrives at the 25th Film Independent's Spirit Awards held at Nokia Event Deck at L.A. Live on March 5, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images) Photo: Jason Merritt/Getty Images

Patton Oswalt, fresh off imagining Tilda Swinton and Andy Serkis singing the greatest duet in imagination history, has signed on for a guest appearance on the loathsome yet still wildly popular Two and a Half Men, EW reports. Oswalt will play "the Wozniack to [Ashton Kutcher]'s Jobs," which is kind of a weird idea to unpack, so let's just hope he revisits his enchanting King of Queens move of standing for an entire act, for no reason. Oswalt's episode airs February 27.