ABC has started the day in full accordance with the network food pyramid, which advises 2 servings of pilot pickups at each meal. The first is Reba McEntire’s Malibu Country; the second is a single camera comedy from Jackie and Jeff Filgo of That 70s Show. Prairie Dogs is about a cubicle worker who, upon seeing that his identity has been stolen by someone who “has created a much more fulfilling, kick ass life with his identity than he ever has, he engages the charismatic conman to help him change his life.” Do they then go on to become a cool identity-stealing duo with matching sequined jackets? Well? DO THEY?