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For Valentine’s Day, Watch Vulture’s Ultimate Breakup Supercut

Movie breakup scenes hew to a formula: They open the same way ("Honey, I need to tell you something"), progress to brutal, incontrovertible truisms ("It's not you. It's me," "I just don't love you anymore"), before heading toward tears, screams, and sucker punches. In the spirit of Valentine's Day — today! — we bring you a supercut celebrating these hallowed breakup beats.