Before we go any further, it’s important that you know this is not a Parks & Rec webisode, but an American Express commercial starring Aziz Ansari as himself. And a pretty funny one at that. I don’t know what this “Jessica’s” problem is, by the way. Dude bought a kayak for this date and she isn’t impressed? That’s gotta be at least number three on the oh-no-no list.
