Bobby Brown Arrested for Drunk Driving

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Bobby Brown was pulled over in California on Monday for driving while talking on his phone, then subsequently arrested after showing "objective symptoms of intoxication," according to a police report obtained by The Hollywood Reporter. Since officers of the law so rarely double as Us Weekly reporters, there was no follow-up about how Brown was coping with the loss of Whitney Houston, and if that contributed to the regrettable events. Vulture will decline to speculate.