"What do we say to the god of death?" The correct answer, as Arya Stark can tell you, is "Not today." Unfortunately for an enormous number of characters (and a nonzero number of horses) in Game of Thrones, the reply was "Actually, yes, today, and right now, in fact." If you remembered the first season in Westeros as being intensely brutal and bloody, well, you remembered right. But did you remember it being so squishy-sounding? This video of every gory, mortal slash, crunch, slice, and stab is definitely NSFL — not safe for lunch.