Jurassic Park will be released in 3-D, just as the prophecy predicted. The re-release will be in theaters July 19, 2013, just a month after the movie’s twentieth anniversary, so in addition to feeling extremely old, you can also feel a little headachey and disappointed. We’re expecting the the dinosaur stuff to all be 3-D-ified — imagine Mr. Gennaro getting plucked from the toilet, in all its multidimensional glory! — but maybe some of the in-between parts will be, too. What if the “dah-no dee-en-aye” double-helixed itself right in your face?
