Are you ready for the most loving, lavish close-ups of artillery fire this side of a Guy Ritchie movie? The new trailer for Universal's Battleship has got you covered! Out in two months, the Peter Berg board game movie attempts to close the sale by including some recently completed effects shots of staggering scale, plus a whole lot more Rihanna than either of the other two trailers. (Sadly, this comes at the expense of a barely glimpsed Alexander Skarsgard and his amazing slow-mo shock wave face.) Also, the aliens that Taylor Kitsch is fighting are Boba Fett, basically? And they're making volcanoes, battleships, and Hong Kong explode? Michael Bay, this movie has you pegged.