Michael Fassbender in Talks for Plane Crash Romance

NEW YORK, NY - MARCH 09: Actor Michael Fassbender attends the New York premiere of "Jane Eyre" at the Tribeca Grand Hotel - Screening Room on March 9, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Jemal Countess/Getty Images) Photo: Patrick McMullan

Clooney-envied Shame actor Michael Fassbender is in talks to climb The Mountain Between Us, reports Variety. (What's that? You've got something else for Michael Fassbender to climb? Do grow up, please.) The movie is described a survivalist love story about a man and woman who survive a plane crash into the Colorado woods, then fall for each other while fighting to stay alive. (The lack of toothpaste is apparently not an inhibiting factor.) Hollywood is really going above and beyond to come up with new meet-cutes these days!