Roger Ebert Won’t Dignify Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie With a Review


Roger Ebert did not enjoy Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie. To be more specific, he hated it so much that he abandoned his synopsis halfway through and abruptly ends his review with this:

I can’t keep this up. Describing the movie is bringing down the level of my prose. As faithful readers will know, I have a few cult followers who enjoy my reviews of bad movies. These have been collected in the books I Hated, Hated, Hated, HATED This Movie; Your Movie Sucks, and A Horrible Experience of Unendurable Length. This movie is so bad, it couldn’t even inspire a review worthy of one of those books. I have my standards.