Adios, Skins

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Skins has uttered its last "safe," ripped its last bong hit, and shimmied at its last teen sex extravaganza: The U.K.'s Channel 4 has canceled the salacious, ridiculously enjoyable show after six seasons, though three additional episodes are in the works, according to the Daily Star. This season was as melodramatic and accelerated as ever — sex! drugs! death! pregnancy! lingo we don't quite understand! — but the audience was down to about half of what it had been for season five. Well, this sure does sound like a perfect opportunity for a spinoff about Cassie and Sid's life in New York ...