Uggie Is Going to the White House Correspondents Dinner

Uggie, the dog from the film "The Artist", arrives at the first annual Golden Collar Awards, February 13, 2012 at the Century Plaza Hyatt Regency in Los Angeles, California. The Golden Collar Awards celebrates “Best Achievement in Acting” by Hollywood’s canine actors in five different categories. AFP PHOTO / Robyn Beck (Photo credit should read ROBYN BECK/AFP/Getty Images) Photo: ROBYN BECK/AFP/Getty Images

Serially sick and shaking The Artist wonder-dog Uggie is heading to D.C. "Page Six" reports that Uggie will attend the White House Correspondents Dinner next month on an invitation from the Washington Times (well, he is very right-wing), and he'll be accompanied by his trainer, Omar von Muller. Suck it, Dash! Also, according to Times editor Ed Kelley, "Uggie hopes to meet President Obama while in Washington." Well, sure. (Uggie, this is turning into the most prolonged imminent retirement since Steven Soderbergh, just FYI.)