Hi, guys! So, this feels nuts, but today is my last one here at Vulture. Working at Vulture these past two years has been, for every minute that I didn't have to think about Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, or Chris Brown, a joy and a pleasure. I am so hugely proud to be a part of Vulture and the amazing cultural ass-kicking it does every day, and most especially to be a part of the dedicated, delightful, hilarious team that makes it possible. I would like to thank with the biggest thanks in the entire world — really, in the entire world — Josh Wolk, Ben Williams, Kyle Buchanan, Amanda Dobbins, Margaret Lyons, Eliot Glazer, Patti Greco, Joe Adalian, Claude Brodesser-Akner, Alicia Kennedy, Sarah Frank, Jed Egan, Mary-Louise Price, Adriana Nova, Eve Taylor, Adam Pasick, Kaitlin Jessing-Butz, Jillian Goodman, Amos Barshad, Lane Brown, all other past Vultures, the dozens of other people who work so hard and so well making this site so damn good, and, of course, you guys, our fierce, opinionated, excellent-taste-having readers. Starting next week, I'll be taking over as the TV critic at Salon, where I hope some of you will read me and the rest will continue to delight in heckling me (Bananarama, yes, I am talking specifically to you. Don’t let me down!). To drag out this signing off — because, really, it makes me so sad to be done! — I would like to regale you with some of the silliest things that this astounding and awesome job has let me go on and on and on about, including, but not limited to Babyoncé, pantless pop stars, Avril Lavigne's "What the Hell" (still a jam!), the Jersey Shore, Katy Perry's ejaculating boobs, chest hair on Gossip Girl, and, of course, Gwyneth Paltrow's virtuoso rendition of "Eff You." For real, you guys, it has been a pleasure.
Most Watched on Vulture
Most Viewed Stories
Star Trek: Discovery Series Premiere Recap: Get Back in the Antiproton Chamber!
Star Trek: Discovery Is a Stirring, Rare Work of Science Fiction
HGTV Is a Never-ending Fantasy Loop. Look Deeper, and It Gets Pretty Ugly.
Before Coming Back to Will & Grace, Debra Messing Asked That Grace ‘Be a Feminist’
Trevor Noah’s Daily Show Producer Second-guessed Hiring Him When He Insisted Donald Trump Would Win the Election
The Saddest Moment in Lady Gaga’s Netflix Doc Involves Taylor Kinney
What’s New on Netflix: September 2017
The 100 Hardest Video-Game Bosses, Ranked
Ray Donovan Recap: Confessions
Outlander Recap: Who’s Afraid of Virginia Randall?
Latest News from VultureTransparent Recap: This Is Caring
Ali and Maura are off to Israel.Victoria & Abdul Bears a Passing Resemblance to a Good Movie — But Judi Dench Is Wonderful
Stephen Frears’ touch has gotten heavier and more dodderingly tasteful, but Judi Dench has held onto her magic.The Wait-and-See Problem With Young Sheldon and Me, Myself & I
This pair of new CBS sitcoms face similar obstacles.Super Size Me 2: You’ll Never Look at Chicken the Same Way Again
Morgan Spurlock’s follow-up follows suicidal chicken farmers, the machinations of Big Chicken, and the meaninglessness of labels like “cage-free.”Kingsman: The Golden Circle Cut Down Its Trump Jokes Just in Case He Won the Election
Director Matthew Vaughn worried America was too divided, and fragile, for the jokes.Star Trek: Discovery’s Solid Premiere Ratings Should Give Trekkies Hope the Series Will Live Long and Prosper
Nearly 10 million viewers caught the CBS preview of Star Trek: Discovery Sunday night.Oprah, Amy Sedaris, the Cast of Will & Grace, and More Stopped by Our Photo Studio at the Tribeca TV Festival
Check out all the photos.On Ununiform, Tricky Finds New Angles in Darkness
The trip-hop legend returns with a dense and dark new album.Get Ready for The Perfectionists, a Pretty Little Liars Spinoff on Freeform
Mona and Ali are back in the middle of another murder mystery.David Oyelowo and Moonlight Writer Tarell Alvin McCraney to Woo You With Live-Action Disney Musical
It’s Othello meets Cyrano de Bergerac
“It’s kind of a perfect storm, isn’t it?”Meet Vulture’s New Dancing With the Stars Recapper: Lisa Lampanelli
We gave her a questionnaire to prove her recapping bona fides.Radiorama Brings Futurama Back to Life in Podcast Form
This one-off podcast has many of the things that made Futurama so adored.HBO Orders an Armando Ianucci Comedy Pilot Set in Space, Where Everyone Can Hear You Swear
Think The Orville, but actually funny.A Beginner’s Guide to Travis Scott
A brief guide to the rapper, producer, and reported soon-to-be father of Kylie Jenner’s child.The Best Shania Twain Songs to Sing at Karaoke
From “That Don’t Impress Me Much” to “Any Man of Mine,” Shania’s songs are made for you to belt out with your friends.The Good Doctor Is Filled With So Much Goodness It Might Make You Sick
The pilot of this ABC drama has a bad case of excess sentimentality.Charles Bradley: A Master of Raw Soul
Bradley’s death was announced on Saturday.Amy Sherman-Palladino and Her Husband Signed a Big Deal With Amazon, So You’ll Probably Have Wait for More Gilmore Girls
Amazon has ordered two seasons of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.Cardi B Beats Taylor Swift to Become First Female Rapper With a Solo No. 1 Since Lauryn Hill
Someone call the mayor to arrange a parade.