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Watch Charlie Sheen Reenact Platoon in a DirecTV Ad

"When you have cable ..." apparently you become depressed, need a drink, stumble to the nearest Turkish bath, where you meet Charlie Sheen, who, next thing you know, is pointing a crossbow at your head from behind a ficus plant. [EW]