Everybody is a comedian on Twitter, but only a select few are worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we’ll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual who consistently makes us laugh.
Morgan Murphy has made you laugh, probably without you realizing it. She’s a stand-up comedian that has written for Crank Yankers, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon and currently on 2 Broke Girls. If that isn’t enough to convince you to follow @morgan_murphy on Twitter, consider the following:
Morgan knows how to fix airports.
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She knows when the time is right to hit the bottle.
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She sees the bright side to anorexia.
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She’s an expert on psychedelics.
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Murphy is ready for all of the potential benefits of the future.
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She owns books!
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This was her response to New Jersey governor Chris Christie vetoing gay marriage:
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She knows how to celebrate holidays.
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Her parents are just as wacky as yours.
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She has great Tupac hologram jokes.
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Murphy writes puns that are properly recognized as great.
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Some are criminally underappreciated.
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She wrote the perfect #humblebrag.
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She is aware of her own mortality.
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She is a crusader.
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Morgan figured out why Jeremy Lin is religious.
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And put Jack Kevorkian’s legacy into perspective.
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She’s well rested.
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She will admit when she’s wrong.
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Murphy knows what not to name a dating website.
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And best of all - Morgan Murphy promotes airlines in a unique fashion.
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Roger Cormier has made too many books cry.
