Back in 2010, Vulture taught you how to drink like a Mad Man. Clearly Courteney Cox & her Cougar Town Co. were taking notes. And so, it seems, were the men and women of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros, as the new season of Game of Thrones has helped Mad Men make the Sunday nights of spring 2012 some of the booziest on TV. Sure, their drinks of choice vary — the folks at Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce love their Stolichnaya and rye whiskey, whereas in Westeros, it's red wine, red wine, and more red wine. But which show would win in a virtual drinking game, Vulture wondered? Place your bets, then have a look at our video to find out as we tally every sip on each series so far this season.
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