Last night on the Late Show, David Letterman appeased his haters with a clause in his renewed contract that mandates the broadcast of his onstage death, and with his 65th birthday coming up Thursday, Ricky Gervais gave him the perfect birthday present — a senior citizen's Metrocard. Plus: James Van Der Beek broke down the six stages of fame, of which he is at No. 8 — it's when people start telling him, "I'm voting for you on Dancing with the Stars," in reference to his stint on Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23; and Cory Monteith demonstrated his go-to dance move at the club a.k.a "the tiny dancer." Watch our compilation to see what you missed.
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