Let Jean-Ralphio Tell You Your Horoscope

Canadian Elle (or as it’s just called down here, ham) has a comedy issue out this month, which includes many fun things like a profile of How I Met Your Mother’s Cobie Smulders and a look at Aubrey Plaza’s approach to humor. Best of all, they asked Ben Schwartz to do the month’s horoscopes. There are gems like:”I say this every month, but I’m hoping you’ll listen this time: DO NOT WEAR THE SWEATPANTS THAT SAY ‘SUPER BITCH’ ON THE BUTT. I will keep repeating that until you listen.” Too late Mr. Schwartz – my body, my sweatpants. Read the rest after the jump:

Let Jean-Ralphio Tell You Your Horoscope