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New G.I. Joe: Retaliation Trailer: Not the Bees!

What does the new G.I. Joe: Retaliation trailer have that the past two — which offered mountain ninjas and Jay-Z quotations — didn’t? Bees. (AHHH!) Evil mechanical bees, to be exact, and they somehow blow the cover of the first film’s star Channing Tatum (and then get him blown him to smithereens, it appears), leaving Dwayne Johnson to pick up the pieces. (Well, not literally, but you know what we mean.) There is also some large-scale destruction here — sorry, London! — as well as a Bruce Willis line that has utterly stumped us. It comes during his first scene in this trailer, and we ask you: What exactly is that line supposed to be, do, or convey? Maybe he was talking to a P.A. on set and they just really liked the take? Help us out!

New G.I. Joe Trailer: Not the Bees!