Woah, man, Stephen Colbert is taking today off so he can harsh our mellows, man. What a bummer dude. Hope he doesn’t show up when I’m deep in that thick chronic smoke or something. He ain’t going to take away my peace pipe, until Jah comes floating into town, if you know what I’m saying. You don’t? I’m sorry, I don’t really know how drugs work. Also, do you know anyone named Moonbeam? Because I hope she’s (or he’s?) self-aware enough to have some irony about it.
Stephen Colbert Has a 4/20 Message for You: Watch Out!
