Stephen Colbert has Written the Only Book Your Children Should Ever Read


There once was a man named Stephen

A children’s book, he was feelin’

It’s about a pole

Money is the goal

The audiobook, Tom Hanks’s readin’

I Am a Pole (And So Can You) comes out on May 8th and will be his first of two books coming out this year (the 2nd being America Again: Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren’t out October 2nd). To prepare for his future children’s book celebrity he spoke (and sang) with Julie Andrew about writing and sparkle and dumps: