Taylor Lautner to Make Grown Ups 2 the Greatest Movie of All Time


I know we were all already about as excited as humanly possible for the sequel to Adam Sandler’s seminal hit comedy Grown Ups, but now, somehow, the anticipation has just been ratcheted up another notch: Teen Choice Award-winning actor and sit-up enthusiast Taylor Lautner has been added to the cast. Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, David Spade, Maya Rudolph and Salma Hayek were already set to reprise their roles from the original, but now with Lautner on board in what is being described with total sincerity as a “fun” role by trade publications, I don’t know if I have the personal fortitude to wait another year for this future classic to be released. Hang in there, gang. We’ll get through the wait together.