Sure, we all liked that "Hipster Games" viral video, but you know what? The Hunger Games co-star Josh Hutcherson actually socked it to hipsters first, and with some Pitchfork jokes to boot! Vulture's got the evidence: In this exclusive clip from horror-comedy Detention (out April 13), a cooler-than-thou Hutcherson brags to his high-school principal (played by Dane Cook!) that he's about to start a hip music blog that reviews "bands that nobody's heard of except for me" ... an idea that Principal Dane promptly mocks. Look, Principal Dane, J-Hutch was into that Mockingjay whistle long before it was cool, okay? He knows all the best bands in Panem ... but you probably haven't heard of them.
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