Ready for the last piece of American Pie? In honor of today's release of American Reunion, we encourage you to revisit Vulture's franchise experiment from last year, where we made writers Gillian Flynn and Brian Raftery watch all seven American Pie movies to study long-term sequelitis ... and yes, that includes all the direct-to-video sequels, too. During which film did Raftery write down the notes, "Levy sex walk in, Stifler pee in mouth, lesbian sexy time, super glue penis, monkey"? At what point did Flynn "demand realism in a movie featuring canine-fellatio and pube tornados"? Read on and find out!