Helena Bonham Carter's outfits probably make your mom crazy. The pallor, the crushed velvet, the sepulchral bouffants — it's all so disturbed-wealthy-teenager circa 1990. She's stunning, to be sure, but she's basically Beetlejuice's Lydia frozen in amber for all dark eternity. Perhaps that's why her husband and constant collaborator Tim Burton finds her so alluring — that, or the fact that she's basically Johnny Depp put through a chromosomal refractor. (Oh, like you've never thought it.) Her red-carpet looks rarely disappoint — just watch out for that deadly side-eye.