Louis C.K. has a famous bit about his unlikely attraction to Ewan McGregor — basically, he would let Ewan C his K over and over, if you know what we mean — but has he run into Ewan since making his intentions known? "We don't do the same kinds of things," lamented C.K. today on Reddit. "Unless he starts killing and stuffing homeless people I'll probably never run into him." Still, never say die when it comes to this romance: "I would totally kiss him right on the lips, though," C.K. wrote. "Totally."
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