Scary Movie 5 Will Be a Black Swan Parody

Black Swan Photo: Fox Searchlight Pictures

It's been six years since the last installment of the profitable Scary Movie spoof franchise, so what do the Weinsteins have planned for Scary Movie 5? A straight-up spoof of 2010's Black Swan, according to a new synopsis that reveals the movie is about a white dancer and a black dancer (for the jokes, you see) competing for the lead in a ballet production. Anna Faris will not return.