Sofia Vergara Checks Into Machete Kills

NEW YORK, NY - JULY 24: Sofia Vergara attends the premiere of 'The Smurfs' at the Ziegfeld Theater on July 24, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Jemal Countess/Getty Images) Photo: Jemal Countess/Getty Images

Her Modern Family obligations kept her from the lusty female lead of the Cannes-bound pulp drama The Paperboy, but it looks like Sofia Vergara has booked a new project that will prove just as sexy. Variety reports that the actress has joined the cast of Robert Rodriguez's Machete Kills, where she'll play a leather-clad whorehouse madam. She can scream "Jay!" if you want, but it'll cost you extra.