The Colbert Report
While The Colbert Report was on vacation, Stephen won a couple of awards. It’s a shame as there is little Colbert does better than gloat. Last night, he bust out his sexiest lollipop so he can show exactly why Maxim named him the 69th hottest woman in the world. The video is NSFW because SC’s hotness might cause your work computer to burst into flames and then you’d get in trouble and have to sit through a meeting about workplace safety again. Watch the video alone at home, maybe with some candles and a glass or two of rosé.