Lionsgate is apparently considering an Expendables TV show, Deadline reports, and if you listen closely, you can hear the History Channel saying, "Us! Us! Pick us! We love old-man stuff!" It's just one among several Lionsgate titles the company is considering adapting for television, though it seems particularly ill-suited to make the leap. We can easily imagine a Step Up series (on the CW or MTV maybe?) starring a fresh crop of young dancers, but the entire point of The Expendables is its famous cast — and Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis seem like unlikely candidates for television at this point in their careers.