Last night, Emily Maynard met her group of men in the annual awkward TV first date that is the Bachelorette premiere. While this year's group had no masked men or rapping doctors, there was a dude with an ostrich egg that he promised to babysit for the whole season, a skateboard entrance, a dancing entrance, a helicopter entrance, and a suitor dressed as his grandmother. Nice work, Bachelorette Class of 2012! To quickly get to know all of this year's contestants, watch our video, in which we cut down all those boring intros into one cringe-worthy sentence each.
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