Watch Conan Narrate a Story About a Bear-Wrestling, Clock-Dancing, Ice Cream-Eating Little Boy


I’d be in 21st grade if the school grade system continued on through adulthood. That is 19 more grades than the 2nd grade boy who wrote this delightful story. I don’t know what’s better: having a character run away “just because he felt like it” or describing a bad guy as “uglier than a snake cut in half” or ending a story with an ice cream party. It was written with the help of the Story Pirates, which is an organization that teaches young kids to write stories – crazy, weird, ice creaming-ending stories.