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Amanda Bynes Wants President Obama to Fire Some Cops for Her

Amanda Bynes, possibly retired actress, was charged with driving under the influence on Tuesday. As one does in these scenarios, Bynes immediately moved to petition the highest office in the nation via Twitter: "Hey @BarackObama ... I don't drink. Please fire the cop who arrested me. I also don't hit and run. The end." All eyes are on your twitter, Mr. President.