Bret Easton Ellis Hired Lindsay Lohan for The Canyons

WASHINGTON, DC - APRIL 28: Lindsay Lohan attends the 98th Annual White House Correspondents' Association Dinner at the Washington Hilton on April 28, 2012 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images) Photo: Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images

Ellis and Paul Schrader's "LA noir micro budget" movie has met its Kickstarter goals, apparently, and so casting can begin in earnest. As expected, given that The Canyons was written for him, porn star James Deen is onboard, but here's a twist: Porsche-crasher Lindsay Lohan will co-star, according to Ellis's Twitter, and filming begins July 9. Hope that timing works out!