It happened! Today is the day! Finally, after sixteen weeks on the charts, Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe" has unseated Gotye's "Somebody That I Used to Know" for the No. 1 spot on Billboard's "Hot 100." Congratulations to Carly, Justin Bieber, the Today show, James Franco, Katy Perry, fake President Obama, the Roots, Kitty Pryde, and anyone else who dared to dream of a perfect Song of Summer. America is a better, ear-worm-ier place because of you.