Charlie Sheen Would Like to Retract His Claims of ‘Winning’

LOS ANGELES, CA - DECEMBER 10: Actor Charlie Sheen speaks onstage at Spike TV's "2011 Video Game Awards" at Sony Studios on December 10, 2011 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Mark Davis/Getty Images) Photo: Mark Davis/2011 Getty Images

Remember all those times that heavily enabled nightmare monster Charlie Sheen croaked, "Winning!" after he was axed from Two and a Half Men? "Clearly, a guy gets fired, his relationships are in the toilet, he's off on some fucking tour, there's nothing 'winning' about any of that," Sheen now admits to Rolling Stone. "I mean, how does a guy who's obviously quicksanded, how does he consider any of it a victory? I was in total denial." Withdrawing!