Comedy Central has named Roseanne the next target for Jeff Ross and whoever is trying to be Greg Giraldo this year. The roast will be shot in LA on August 4 and air on August 12 at 10:00p.m. On being roasted, Roseanne commented, ” “All I can say is good luck finding anything about me to make fun of… I mean, I’ve never made a mistake or offended anyone in my life!” It might be tough so here are a few jokes to get the roasters started:
Is it Rose? Is it Anne? Pick a name, Roseanne.
Hey Roseanne, remember when you sang the National Anthem poorly?
You were married to Tom Arnold. That was silly.
Roseanne Barr? More like Roaseanne Barn.
I wouldn’t fuck Roseanne with Roseanne’s dick.