Sometimes a news story is so big or so ridiculous that both The Daily Show and The Colbert Report take it on. Michael Bloomberg’s proposed ban on sugary drinks over 32 oz. is so asinine it actually has 10 asses not 9. However, the question remains: of the two videos below, who wins this satire-off? What mocks better or harder: Jon Stewart’s precise zings or Stephen Colbert’s ever-escalating act-out? Fill up your hilariously oversized cup with a sugary drink while you still can and watch these titans of tee-hees challenge one another in a battle of laughs, where everyone is a winner.