Drake, Chris Brown Offered $1 Million Each to Box It Out

NEW YORK - AUGUST 24: Drake and Chris Brown visit Greenhouse on August 24, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Shareif Ziyadat/FilmMagic) Photo: Shareif Ziyadat/2010 Shareif Ziyadat

The Great Bar Bottle Fight of 2012 has inspired lawsuits, SoulCycle theme classes, and now a completely unlikely but still hilarious-sounding public rematch. Celebrity Boxing has offered Drake and Chris Brown $1 million each to duke it out at L.A.'s Staples Center. (Proceeds would go to charity.) This will never happen, but Vulture will take bets in the comments anyway.