“For five hundred dollars, I’ll write for Hitler. Five hundred dollars when you’re starving and you’ve got a car payment due? Here’s what I’m saying: ‘You go through any door that opens.’ In the beginning, you go through the doors. You don’t know which is going to be the one.”
— The indefatigable Joan Rivers to NPR, talking about her career and her new book, I Hate Everyone, Starting with Me.