Here’s Everything You’d Ever Want to Know About the Spice Girls Musical

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Melanie Brown, Melanie Chisholm, Geri Halliwell, Emma Bunton and Victoria Beckham of the Spice Girls attend launch of new musical based on the Spice Girls' music at St Pancras Renaissance Hotel on June 26, 2012 in London, England. Photo: Eamonn McCormack/WireImage

Viva Forever opens in London this December; it was written by Ab Fab legend Jennifer Saunders; it's about a girl group who enters an X Factor–like reality show; and its faux–Spice Girls cast "[sings] it better than us," according to Scary Spice. Impossible! Also, all five Spices reunited for the announcement, and they're looking pretty sharp in 2012. This concludes your Spice Girls updates for the foreseeable future.