Joe Eszterhas has written a Kindle single called Heaven and Mel about his bananas fight with Mel Gibson. The 30,000-word piece will be released June 6, according to the Wrap. Heaven covers Eszterhas and Gibson's failed attempt to collaborate on a movie about the Maccabees, and given Eszterhas's damning, scandalous nine-page letter than enumerated Gibson's violent rages, the full story's bound to be a screaming, Jew-hating ragefest. Although Eszterhas says that yes, a lot of the book has to do with "anti-Semitism and questions of values," that's not all it is. "Much of it is amusing," he says. Well, yeah.