Mrs. Doubtfire Is Going to Kill You


We should have known when she/he/she/he said, “I can hip-hop, be-bop, dance till ya drop, and yo yo, make a wicked cup of cocoa.” That is psychopath talk. She rhymed “cocoa” with “yo yo.” I think I would have preferred serial murder. If she/he/she/he were a killer, her/his/her/his catchphrase would be, “Will I set you on fire? No doubt.” (Get it? Because like her/his name has both the word “fire” and “doubt” in it, so I used it in a different, villainous way. Nope? Me neither.)