Schmidt on ‘Girls’?????????!

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Lena Dunham in a recent interview was asked, “Which character [on TV] do you wish you had created?” To which she responded: “Probably Schmidt from New Girl. He just tugs at every string I have.” Oddly enough, Max Greenfield was asked a few months back, “Who would you want to guest star on [New Girl] as Schmidt’s love interest? ” To which he responded: “Lena Dunham! Not only do I want Lena Dunham to play my love interest, I would fly out to New York to do whatever she wanted me to do on Girls.” Which begs the question: When is Schmidt and/or Max Greenfield going to guest star on Girls? There seems like four possible storylines:

1. He plays Shoshanna’s older brother, because he’d be perfect at that, who sleeps with Hannah when visiting his sister. Hilarity ensues.

2. He plays Shoshanna’s old Jewish sleepaway camp counselor, whom she always had a crush on. With her newfound lack of virginity, she tries to seduce him by wearing her old camp uniform. Hilarity ensues.

3. He plays Chris O’Dowd’s co-worker that Jessa tries to set-up with Marnie; however, he’s more into Hannah. They sleep together. Hilarity ensues.

4. He plays some guy who has a lack of body fat contest with Adam. Adam proposes to Hannah that they have a threesome with him. Hilarity ensues.

Make it happen Judd Apatow or fan fiction writers!