Seth Meyers Is a Master of International Relations

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Here’s the thing about other countries: they aren’t America. And America is America and thus the best. Other countries try to be like, “Hey, we exist,” and Americans are like “Sure, but are you America? You aren’t? Then SHUT UP!” Seth Meyers explained last night on Conan exactly how to act when you’re in a foreign country. Basically, don’t learn their non-American language, force women to leave cabs, and espouse the virtues of our land. USA, USA, USA…